Whose House: My House, My Moat

My house, my castle, and my moat as I like to thjink of it because the moat provided by the Bill of Right s allows me to have the protection of a moat  since the Bill of Rights prevents King George III and the FBI it could be logically argued from attaching themselves to my house by hi-tech devices available at an electronics store.  I indeed have regular conversations with the FBI w/o ever even seeing or picking up a phone.  The FBI has prepared pre-programmed responses usually used to respond to great anger against my being 'house arrested' illegally.  It goes like this:  when I am on a certain subject causing me anger and I verbally speak it the microphone receives it and spits out a pre-programmed response and you can imagine arguing with what most people wouldn't even consider a human entity.  But, it's programmed by humans to precisely anger and infuriate me.  This is an everyday thing and the FBI knows how to piss people off.  Believe me they do.  We happened upon the subject of the Bill of Rights and the quaint, prehistoric notion of the Bill of Rights not allowing troops to be quartered in our houses.  How cute they thought--this is just another example of a grievance that can be treated as a trifle.  So the pre-programmed reponse admitted the violation and we resolved that through the use of a pre-programmed response.  The system contains a microphone, pre-programmed projection system and manual overides to allow the operators flexibility to REALLY annoy me. That's another blog.  But it was established on MORE than one occasion the Bill of Rights was violated in my case.  I'll see you in COURT.  I want ALLIGATORS in my moat.  The Supreme Court or any lower court would affirm that right of mine. OUT of MY HOUSE!