Dave Letterman is Lost

I'm the guy being surveilled!

Dave Letterman is lost in space as I mentioned.  He has collaborated with Jay Leno--and we were told they're feuding--to detain me in an operation that includes the FBI and several illegally placed surveillance systems.  I'm listening to Dave now and the audience is clearly laughing AT Dave and not for him or with him.  You see Dave is lame.   His jokes are on himself since they inevitably point out how he never gets the object of national network tv.  He's supposed to deliver a POPULAR mesage and product to the national audience.  I'm still listening to the CBS Late Show and Dave is dying --as usual. 

As you read this you might wonder what is going on in this world I speak of.  I WAS going to be employed ny NBC--yes, really, it's really true-- until some half-wits from my hometown started targeting me for pranks.  How many guests on Dave's show does he have to embarass until he walks away.  Dave is a proud heir to a bunch of pranks from idiots in my hometown who are nw being protected by the late night tv hosts--mostly Jay and Dave.

Read more of my blogs to hear how I'm surveilled by these people some of who work for the FBI--YES, IT"S TRUE!!  I think it's time Jimmy Fallon gets a visit from me as an audience member.  That will be the day my life turns around.  There are the inevitable problems of sending out emails for reservations to the show and the emails getting lost somehow on the fiber optic cable to there from here.  It happens all the time to me.  My mail entrusted to the United States Post Office hasn't done well either.  My success rate of EVEN getting manuscripts for perousal to their destination is not good.  I'm maybe batting .300 on that count.  I think hand delivering them is my next option. 

Can the post office intercept my letters?!  I think they have a permission slip to suppress their delivery.  No really--I'm NOT kidding!!