Keith Olbermann's Secret Wife!

Keith's Happy Sister!

Keith Olberman whose exploits are WELL known to most in the natiional press community has a secret that is fitting and I guess Google (and maybe those other search engines) perhaps has helped him keep his secret.  I can't believe no one has ever written a story about his family meaning his wife and kids.  Keith has--you won't EVEN belive this-- come up with the idea of kicking me into a nice corner spot on planet earth by among other things devising a plan to show pictures of my sister whenever the mere subject of girls comes up in my life.  This--you are correct sir--requires a thoroughly wired (with microphones) environment and operators who are quick to send photos my way.  You see, Keith and the OVERWHELMING FBI presence in my life has figured out --correctly--that family members don't want pictures of opposite sex family members being flashed across their field of vision when the subject of girlfriends is spoken of.  This is indeed a complicated presence by the FBI and Hoda Kotb also has a hand in being incredibly weird by offering new twists on the idea of my sister showing up (in pictures)on the audio mention of girlfriend stories in general.  The FBI ALSO requires a microphone and some kind of operator to prompt the photo display as I mentioned.  This is an occurrence and HAS BEEN an occurrence in my corner of the world for closing in on 40 years.  I heard a funny joke about Keith.  It has been assured to him that there will be NO references in print to Keith's immediate family to insure he has no marital problems from the obvious discomfort of having to acknowledge his weird behavior to his wife.  His kids being told what Daddy did and does would be a good one.  I heard Keith has a photo on his bed stand of his sister.  Keith, do you suppose you can tell us the value of that photo of your sister to your sexual existence. Is it painful or is it just a funny one.  I can't wait to see Keith actually dealing with the sexual tension when his sister's photos appears in a moment of sexual passion.

It might be news to some of you that Keith HAS passion at all.  I was also surprised as well he has a family.  Maybe Keith's sister needs to make more appearances during late nights in Keith bedroom.  I'm all too familiar with the value of a photo array presented with anger and juvenile delinquency in mind. 

How do you like it Mr. Olbermann?!