I'd Just Apologize

YOU'LL FEEL BETTER!

You know I said some things about Dave Letterman and they're all true so don't think I had reservations about what I said or worse that I fabricated the statements about him.  I know illegal detention are two dirty words and kidnapping is a dirty word but I stand by what I said about Dave (and Jay Leno) and the conspiracy to conspire in every way possible over the most innnocent things.  THAT'S what draws attention to yourselves--it's the tiny indignities you dump on me and everyone else watching that makes you PATHETIC.  I'd apologize if I were you for all the trouble you'll avoid by doing that.  And, those drive-by or 'doppler' apologies as I refer to them are just not acceptable.  You can ACTUALLY apologize to me and you'll feel so much better and we all will feel better then.  How bout it?.  HMMM?