Dumb Human Tricks or Stayin' Alive

Robin Gibb

Lets get some facts out of the way first.  The FBI kidnapped me back in the 1970's and THEN kidnapped Patty Hearst--apparently with cooperation from the Hearst family--to avoid telling the story of the COMPLETE annihlation of my personal freedoms and civil rights.  So now we have Dave and Jay involved in a tug of war to locate a tiny thread of a story to link me to humanity.  If you've watched Dave even once you'll know his brain is a strain on your drama factor.  Your ability to put up with his circling-vultures-comedy routine is probably hard to measure.  Dave and Jay who followed some other seriously demented and unfunny 70's pseudo-hipsters in attacking me are an Andromeda Strain.  They're a superszed strain on the brain.  Let's end their intervention this year!!

It's a drinking story, a please shut up now  story, and a demographic challenge to whoever does those polls on how Dave's (and Jay's) stories have affected the psyches of America.  They've not been welcomed warmly!  And,  I'm positive he wears on people.  The fact is I was robbed of a lifetime of earnings from Dave and Jay's interventions.  Read some of my FAQs thoughts to clarify the facts.