Yes, the FBI said it's True!

What's a Hoda?

Yes, the rumours are true about the FBI 'secretly' being on tv.  Amazingly they are running a subliminal/not-so-subliminal ad campaign I guess you'd call it in Richmond, Va. to 'catch' an aware-of-the-chase man who is in fact being detained by the FBI for curious reasons.  It's curious if you have conventional values.  These are the true facts...I'll list a few of the facts of the LONG list of facts.

1)  The man being chased is also being blacklisted.

2)  The man being chased is being surveilled.

3)  The man being chased is being videotaped at times.

4)  The man being chased is being/has been threatened.

5)  The man being chased has his computer use monitored.

6)  The man being chased has had his legal rights forfeited and is under the special jurisdiction of the U.S. Secret Service.

7)  The man can not report crimes committed against him through through local law enforcement channels.

8)  The man is not allowed to have a date w/o FBI approved procedures in place.

9)  The man is in fact a potential presidential candidate if you can assume that any of the previously listed constraints can be practically dealt with by the parties involved.

10)  The man is regularly threatened with harrassing behavior by the FBI and is told subliminally to throw boiling water in his face and to stab himself.  This is part of the kitchen routine devised by the FBI to gain the man's attention.

11)  This collection of constraints hasn't satisfied the lust for power over the man.  These constraints have been in place for MORE than 35 years.

12)  For the sake of brevity I've limited the number of constraints listed here.  Every constraint listed has sub-constraints and the list would go on forever.  I had to make it a manageable number.