Dave and Jay's Quiet Collaboration

Dave Letterman and Jay Leno are contemporaries in show business and they're about the same age.  Some have said they're feuding but they're actually secretly cooperating toward one end--keeping me tied up in confusion in  Richmond, Va.  where I live.  You see they both have been tasked to keep me quiet by any means necessary.  That means subliminal insults fly in my house because neither wants to allow any freedom to reach my conscious brain.  As I wake up and make way to my kitchen angry pictures are projected in my path by the team of angry comedians.  Dave's horrrible sense of comfort is not news to America--we've seen him try to parlay discomfort into an impossible plateau of bliss.  How is that possible?  Jay does the same thing as he tries to gain favor of his audience by the sheer weight or bulk of his message.  He also hasn't a prayer to produce a happy audience.  Both of them use vinegar to catch flies--that's us--and it's a tired approach and the tv ratings have sunk over the years.  In my house it's personal though since they have both set up personal attack patterns --of pictures--in my everyday paths through my town.  Read about some of the nasty stuff in my previous blogs.  It's alarming!