Too KOOKy to Believe!

Uptight Monkey looking stressed out

It's a monkey's world here in Richmond, Va as you can see from my website appearance.  Monkeys can be gorillas as in hit-and-run soldiers.  They can dress in evening wear as in the pic to your left above.  Sometimes they are concerned and endearing as in the photo on your left and below (monkeys group photo.)  They always ask us to put aside our selfish troubles and see the world like a monkey would.  Would you pick on a monkey in an evening gown and a wig due to an obvious bad hair day.  Who could pick on a monkey who is just wondering what's on your mind and why don't you play too.   Rarely monkeys (gorillas in this case) can be uptight  too--take a look at that gorilla in the pic going to the opera.  Ouch, that collar looks tight!

Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow are Mr Brittannica and Ms. Aloof-for-no-good-reason. Defending a monkey-criminal would be fun because a monkey who committed a wrong would gladly admit the whimsical mayhem that got him in trouble with the public.  Rachel and Keith though have fully developed primate brains and no practical sense for fessing up--to ANYTHING.  Laugh why don't you like a monkey and take your slap on the wrist.  Stop eating encyclopedias Keith and stop acting aloof-for-no-good-reason please Rachel.  Be like your concerned and confused cousins--smile and give the brain disection a day off--PLEASE!