Extradited To Florida!

I've been extradited to Florida!  The security presence was awesome you could say!  It was awe-inspiring and extraordinary, deserving of special punctuation for the special agents who have a special needs adult in Tommy Hayfield!  Awesome!!  The special agents who I dread to see around my house have had me extradited to Florida.  To be extradited you need typically to be accused of a crime but this isn't the case in my special case.

I of course am not guilty of anything but over-enthusiastic optimism in facing the specter of the monkey lady/agent above.  The one in the red dress above is a special girl (monkey) who has the power to turn ANY joke on herself into a BIG joke on herself--obviously. 

Call in the bomb squad because it's an explosive mix of great writing material made to reveal anybody who is being a bit uppity or egotistical-and Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford turn it on who else  but themselves and take the full brunt of the HUMILIATION available in material DESIGNED to reveal their over-flowing arrogance.

You all MIGHT NOT have understood what I said!  They take the heat and CHOOSE to look foolish (on NBC's Today show at 11  AM) knowing they CAN'T turn the material and make it favor their selfish motives. 

The FBI of which Hoda is a member stubbornly refuses to aid in my liberation from a mania of ridiculousness, instead insisting on calling their OVERWHELMING security presence necessary and totally forgetting about any human element in hanging around--uninvited.