Glib, Sleepy, Dreamy Boys

Sleepy, Dreamy Boy Monky Mother

The story you are about to read is disturbing--the FBI monkeys above and all around will lighten your mood.  ACHTUNG!! The mood lightener is MANDATORY.  Please partake of the mood monkey thoughts sleepy boy!  Sleepy, dreamy boys are GOOD boys!

I know monkeys are funny and boys like monkeys so pay attention sleepy, dreamy boy!  The FBI monkey lady above wants your attention to be paid at this time sleepy, dreamy boy!  You, sleepy boy are going to dream of good little boys hanging out with monkey boys who are your friends sleepy, dreamy boy!  This is not a choice sleepy, dreamy boy!

Monkey boys sleepy, dreamy boy are your sleepy time friends sleepy, dreamy boy! Dave Letterman and Jay Leno also want you to laugh sleepy, dreamy boy at those jokes.  ACHTUNG! These jokes ARE funny and must be obeyed!

Dave Letterman and Jay Leno are the friends sleepy, dreamy boy of the Third Reich. If you will sleep more obediently and soundly we will tell you baby monkey stories of sleepy, dreamy baby monkey boys Jay and Dave!

They were GOOD little baby monkey sleepy, dreamy boys.  There are many GOOD baby grown up monkey sleepy, dreamy boys.  Pay attention to these grown up baby monkey sleepy, dreamy boys.

Think of the mother monkey sleepy, dreamy boy to think of a GOOD mother monkey sleepy, dreamy boy.  Your good monkey boy sleeping with you like a friend is Al Roker.  There are other good friend monkey sleepy, dreamy boys--Lester Holt is one.  He's a good monkey sleepy, dreamy boy himself.

ACHTUNG!!  Pay attention to ALL future proclamations of sleepy, dreamy boys on NBC.  You and good sleepy, dreamy boy Al Roker are sleeping and watching dave and jay sleeping like good sleepy, dreamy boys together. 

ACHTUNG!!  Don't be disturbed!  NBC only likes SLEEPY, DREAMY BOYS!