Huckabee All You Can Be

Mike Huckabee of Hope and Little Rock is my subject today as a symbol--aren't we all really just symbols--of the Republican juggernaut.  Watch ouut for my juggernaut.  NOT another you would say!  There are too many not-juggers to count in the only recent past.  This juggernaut is of familiar vintage to Southerners--massive YAAAAAAWWWWAAWWAN! 

It is hard to hold the attention of people hoping for excitement in the Huckabee-for-everything campaign but the Republicans rolled out Huckabee (be careful not to misspell his last name or you'll be roundly admonished)onto Fox and the festivities immediately began . 

That cake sitting out in the rain with that pretty green icing flowing down was a minor secretarial error for the party.  Oh but the rest of the birthday party for the birthday party of Lincoln was on schedule. 

Mike Huckabee can be seen on Fox regularly touting the right to have your zero-birthday unencumbered by government 'mandates.'  I was forced to have babies I can see poor Southern belles sighing then saying  on a stage of someone else's mirth.  I am from Magnolia in Arkansas and I DID NOT KNOW THAT orders were sent out to have babies by the Republican leadership to prove that funny scenario of Southern women sighing, crying, and then saying nasty (about Democrats) things is true.

There isn't a doubt it's complicated to be a Southerner.  It looks to me like it ALWAYS has been tough to balance being paper for a political shredding machine and also paying heed to family values.

God bless those Southern ladies who take it in stride and keep keeping on.

The Governor,(Huckabee) still has a long way to go to tittilate MOST Southerners into enthusiasm about living in a culture where happiness and contentment can be lightheartedly expressed on a political stage.  From where he stands-- supporting anti-abortion values-- to where most successful  and exciting speakers are Mike has a lot of material to cull and lose.

The soup Nazi would say 'Next!'