Herculean Effort by FBI Minimizers

The unidentified and unapproachable mystery ghoul of North Richmond is undergoing scrutiny as far as I can tell.  The breakdown of the nonsensical roadblock in and out of my quarters is foundering like a grounded flounder in a drought. 

The ONLY means by which the gauntlet of superiority the FBI asserts over North Richmond has survived is by elevating local roads to star status.  I use star to indicate the lack of star light because they have remained unshined upon like a star in deep space on Azalea Avenue in Richmond.  From end to end the G-men  have made thugs into role models and athletes into question marks thus making all who enter here temporarily dysfunctional.

The path to misery continues all who follow the G-Men into battle as they desperately try to turn the clock back, turn the lights out, and bring back antebellum arrogance in the vain search for a solution to their own misguided mental pollution.

You'd think anarchy was the object as the FBI unleashes blank stare nonsense on an uncooperative and wary populace.  Blank stares would be the BEST the feds could expect from the unreal unreality foisted on the city of Richmond and Henrico County.  Smirkiness and smirkers are who meet the hired, subcontracted FBI workers. 

On the occasion someone does something to free me from the ties that bind me the G-men are ready with a miserable moment or extended moment of limbo limbosis.  Like an inflamed appendage the feds inspire aspirin, alcohol, and prescription drug consumption.

How bout a REAL effort to 'help.'  Next!