Frozen Crocodile Nostrils...

DON"T TOUCH ME DOG BREATH!

So here's a funny story about frozen crocodile nostrils that Rachel Maddow (REM are her initials)  PROBABLY would like credit for INVENTING but the fact is frozen crocodile nostrils are a staple ingredient in Everglades cuisine and has been for a few days.  But her and Keith Olbermann who will be referred to as KO are a SCREWED up pair of colleagues.

She ALSO offers tidbits of floating neuroses for mayan[sic] consumption.  I prefer something more substantial such as frozen crocodile nostrils.  It will be refered to as fcn.

Suppose for a moment she ACTUALLY offered the fcn phrase for consideration.  Can you IMAGINE the intellectual discussion that will ensue after she made the ERROR of offering COMEDY for your consideration. 

You will pay for the mistake of thinking that Rachel Maddow who is the most sober lesbian on tv will give the fcn time to flare its comedy nostrils and breathe the light from a bottle of pinot noir.  I think my neighbors are going to embark a crack run to weather the lack of respect for the art of comedy.  They're not so sophisticated but REM gives them NO shot!

    But back to fcn (that's frozen crocodile nostrils) and fcn could be useful but it's a cultural thing or fox pause as KO would say to make people pause and think about things such as HUMOR.  KO and Rachel Maddow or REM as I dream of her wanting to be called think that Richmond and it's black presence in North Richmond would not only be offended by the sense of humor involved in fcn but they are ALSO challenged on a ' You can't make me grow up' basis. 

REM feeds a sense of awe that young adults feel in North Richmond of the complicated game of offering yourself as a role model--REM--then pulling the rug out from under MANY potential icebreaking entrances into adulthood.

Go back to sleep Rachel!  Dream a little dream of something...something unsubstantial and fleeting!