A Tourist's Thrill

Thanx for all your emails but if you send emails through this site I can process them better.  I appreciate the people who have found a way to contact me. 

I found myself watching the Frances Farmer movie tonight and I couldn't help but understand it as a statement of the political atmosphere in the 1950's when low-down dirty tactics could put an appealing movie star away for what we know was a politically motivated attack to give certain politicians a public relations edge over others.  I have been similarly treated as Frances Farmer but I haven't yet had a motion picture made which shows the turmoil involved in such a situation.  There are many similarities between me and her as I mentioned and I hope to see a movie like the one Jessica Lange starred in written about me.

The same political machine--the CIA runs it--exists for the purpose of elevating the unpopular in Washington into a status which their character and out-of-touch attitudes don't support.  I guess we've seen the crazy conservative hacks on tv who shouldn't be allowed on tv.  You know these horrible people who look like they're stuck in the Middle Ages before the Top Ten List--The Bill of Rights--became vogue.  It's actually always been a tourist attraction for foreigners and emigrants to the States.  It is a strong beacon and still reads just as it did in the 1780's when it was quilled in the City of Brotherly Love. 

They felt love for each other and saw a future together.  Shine that single candle on your dinner table and mention to your kids and guests even though it's hokey how the light still shines today despite the low down and dirty tricksters who see just the path to people's wallets with their piece of that light. 

Shine a light on a non-holiday dinner and make a simple comment about the light.  It doesn't need to be fancy.  It is the thought that counts.

Victor Hugo Passes My Test To Host Late Night Talk Shows

I know this is an amazing story but Leno and Letterman and some more FBI crazies have employed a small mobile surveillance system to monitor me.  Next time it approaches my back porch I'll take a slingshot shot at it--SERIOUSLY!  When I was siitting down to write this blog around eleven pm it slowly approached my apartment.  Don't do it again! 

Meanwhile Letterman, Leno, Kotb, and Olbermann have tried EVERY episode of we didn't do ANYTHING stupid so try this stupid theme on for size, AGAIN.  Have you wondered that late night is for mostly the gratification of DUMB talk show hosts.  Jimmy Fallon is the only host on after 11:30 PM that has a clue that school was for something and not for nothing.  Tell Dave and Jay their teachers were actually trying to interest them in books and thoughts and not eighth-grade pranks and foolishness.

Could you imagine Letterman or Leno reading Shakespeare on the air or even in real life.  Or maybe Victor Hugo is a Christmas gift for Dave and he unwraps Les Miserables.  What on earth would he do with it?! He can't read it because it would unravel the act which is his show.  He can't  be seen as acting intelligent because he always told and still tells jokes about logic. He can't EVEN tell jokes about it because he KNOWS how dumb he'll look.  So how is he on tv and what does he call that act?

Just seeing that picture of Victor Hugo makes me feel real good after talking about Leno and Letterman who frustrate me to no end. They're the ones who didn't take any thoughts with them from earnest and well-meaning teachers.  If talk show hosts were required to read TO COMPLETION great works of literature like Les Miserables tv would CEASE to be a wasteland of teenagers (and grownups too).  As an eigth-grade student I had a reading class which naturally was focused on books.  I can relate a few stories about that class but most noteworthy was my reading teacher Mrs. Robinson who gave us a handout at some point in that class which I held onto for many years until I misplaced it in my mid-thirties.  The handout was a list of I guess eight pages of famous and important books throughout the ages.  As a college student I referred to the list and I guess I've read perhaps two dozen of the books on the list.  Some of the books were stifling and difficult to read and some were more rewarding immediately.  You have to fight the urge to be like Dave and Jay.  They're doing you no favors.

It pays to listen to your teacher when he or she tries to help you.  You should listen.

Jimmy Fallon who provides comic security for NBC

I've ben considering goin to NY to see the Late Might With Jimmy Fallon show and see what all the buzz is about this great show.  Leno should be in the 12:30 time slot and not Fallon.  I've been trying to correspond with LNwJF Show and I'm having issues with my email and my software engineer who is with the Bureau won't help me--that's actually true and not a joke. He's with the FBI and monitors my emails and deletes them rather then editing them down.  It's easy to delete and hard to write--it's a problem.

There's was a spot last night on LNwJF with Brian Williams trying to get up-to-date with the world and then did a little part in a song and we all feel better even though he is still stiff as a petrified bored(by a Dremel drill) booard (it's Dutch) and he still after all his years on tv still can't be loose.  Maybe Brian is actually bored by LNwJF.  The drill is what makes people bored I've been thinking so I'll go to uTube and see about that a little.   I heard a lot of the mechanical pressure was off us humans since we looseened up our cogs by spacing around in zero-gravity way back in the 60's.  ALERT to Brian Williams--time has moved forward since then and your comfort level with the topic of ANYTHING should be adjusted forward.  This is not a time machine show--YOU CAN RELAX now.   

I'm still working on hearing back from LNwJF and if I get the go-ahead from my highly boring (Dremel again) security team I'll start a fund-raising effort to make the bicycle ride to NY FUN FOR EVERYONE!

Thnx again for all the people from Craigslist who have spread the word around.  YO the mann!

No one wants to see Leno--here's another NBC thug!

So today I'm sitting here watching tv and Jay Leno calls me--I'm not name dropping but that's what happened.   Leno calls and as you know his show BLOWS because he's a big, pushy, so-called comedian and he always TRIES to push me around with the help of his sidekick Letterman.  Dave is the brains and Leno is the brawn.  Who thinks Letterman has brains.  Tv people have a mission which is to get audience  members--aka tv viewers--to tow the line and more or less kiss their ass.  As Leno usually does he gets straight to the big mouth bully material and tells me to tow the line or I'll get the Nazi tactics the two so-called comedians employ.  This isn't the first time Leno has called me and TRIED to intimidate.  I have a winning hand in this regard because me as a relative nobody  and Jay Leno as a somebody has to watch who he tries to intimidate.  Next time I think I'll tape the phone call and air it word for word to see if him trying to make me kiss his ass gets him in trouble.  In past blogs I've been VERY nice not mentioning his name--I instead have focused on Letterman.  The details man Letterman is detailing Leno's big, bulky,gas-sucking behemoths that no one even cares about.  He--Letterman--in other wordsis the collector for Leno's bulky presence.

They're both teamed up to intimidate me so I think Leno should get his DUE credit.  He doesn't want it known HE'S behind intimidating me--him and Keith Olbermann.  I told him I'd take a swing at his dumbhead--NO COMMENT on that particular comment from me.  He doesn't generally delve into personal and messy details like that.  BECAUSE he can't take a punch--snd he NEVER could!!

Snoopy and Woodstock contemplate a battle

If you ever get to Richmond, Virginia to see the monuments to lovable people but unlovable soldiers from North and South you won't be able to forget the war was a horrible thing and took a heavy toll on lives of people on each side of the conflict.  The nasty memories which rise up as you see the statues of famous generals and the barely submerged bad feelings of living in a battlefield tells me a little story about all the people who see these reminders and show strength the source of which I can't determine but there is strength there nonetheless.  It's like camping out in a fort which one long past day determined the fate of a nation and the freedom of oppressed people--it's like camping out if you just come to camp out but the people who live here have the task of dealing with the residue of battles which are bitter and caused bitter feelings for many years.

Here in Richmond we have a battle again between Team A and Team B lets say.  Team A is the team which united the people under fair rules of play, honored the fallen soldiers before them, and insists respect be shown to all citizens in and out of the  political arena.  Team B on the other hand whose co-captains are David Letterman, Jay Leno, and Keith Olbermann have an idea that all the other team's rules weren't established fairly and can be ignored.  Team A's leader they assert needs to be shown no respect since he unfairly united the common man under the banner of fair play, good feelings, and showing respect for everyone. 

Dave, Keith, and Jay are contrarians you could accurately say since everytime I say black they say white.  I say day and they say night.  I say hello and they say goodbye.  It's true.  Just say something to Dave and he'll try to change your fact into a non-fact and in the process he'll try to sell you something dumb.  He is dumb.  Keith and Jay are similar in that an actual fact is just a starting point to twist you into doing or being something else.  Don't buy it . 

Don't play dumb!

Thomas Fieldhouse in Lock Haven, Pa.

I don't know if you know but there is an effort to form a coalition of concerned Americans to promote a responsive and responsible federal government and it is being ACTIVELY suppressed by MSNBC who is actually manned at visible locations by FBI agents.  This is what we get when the FBI gets embarrassed--they hang around and hang around and hang around some more. The visible locations I speak of are on Countdown with host Keith Olbermann leading the assault and sparing no attack on the honorable and upright good-doers.  I think the story of the assault should be told since I've been ACTUALLY kidnapped to keep their faux paux quiet.  I spoke of the Teddy Bear Diaries in past blogs--that was unfortunate but not an embarrassment big enough to force a scarlet-faced retreat.  Scarlet faces is the new power-politic.  It's a reminder that whenever you do something crazy to suppress the movement of upright good-doers a scarlet face is the subconscious reaction of the suppressor.  It goes without saying.

I frequently forget to mention Steve Carrell who is with the FBI--did you think his act is worthy of primetime or even late night.  Late might put him to sleep meaning his act will sleep the death of a happy and fulfilled elder.  He would go to sleep after airing in the early hours and he would be pulled and never be seen again.  It happens and maybe NBC needs some LARGER volume of mail to make it happen.

I think the group of concerned Americans is calledthe Democratic Party.  Their suppression by the FBI is so alarming I have written MANY blogs and will write many, many more.  The story of their rise to crush me is many-faceted and has transpired over forty years.  The stories range from the infamous Teddy Bear Whisperers to an assault organized to intimidate me.  They actually stalked me around my hometown of Lock Haven, Pa. and had me beat up at a local bar.  The setup for the beating was obviously sanctioned and was carried by four thugs who had the local police standing nearby unconcerned by the premeditated video-initiated beating.  The 'artist' who wrote the tape most likely had his friends do the actual beating.  It was orchestrated and carried out and no one was arrested.  It was nice and neat since the cops didn't care.  Cha Ching.

The Lochleven Castle--a fortress of intimidation

This is wrong!  Did you understand this is wrong what's going on here?  Here we are at the siege, the hobby, the crisis, the sum of those things but don't be alarmed because Hoda Kotb sends me a memo today and says there'll be trouble if I write another blog about politics and the generally bad situation here at the site of the siege.  Brian Williams signed the memo as did Al Roker and Lester Holt.  I'm not worried though because I know when everything looks bleak for me Mr. Personality--aka Brian Williams--will pull off one of those game changers on the Nightly News at 6:30.  He considers himself primo talent and me as a withered fan of television is trying to determine if he's actually breathing while he's on the air or if he's some kind of inertia machine running on momentum from another source.  His big moment to viewers is apparently when he closes the broadcast and slyly smirks as he in slow motion swivels left in his chair and the show goes to credits.  WOOWWW!  Did you see that?  What a presence!!

I guess some of you are confused by that example and perhaps you need to read some of my previous blogs to see the seriousness of this story.  The above mentioned players I guess you'd call them are trying to give me NOTHING to work with as far as emotional energy goes. Did I mention I'm under house arrest!  So we have Brian Williams showing the level of his energy and it is ALWAYS-- like a spaceship in deep space running on reserve fuel cells and energency battery power.  Perhaps you recall the troubled Apollo mission that had to think fast and pool their brains together to get home. No such similar problem for the Brian Williams clan--they sit on solid earth and have resources at every place they find themselves.  If they're on battery, emergency power it's because they're trying to snow you and mostly me about the options available to end the siege--the MISUNDERSTOOD siege.  The siege is a product of a few big mouths, a denial of facts, and egos ACTUALLY not on planet earth.  Also, Brian Williams is pathetically untalented but that doesn't mean he lacks the insight or misunderstands the importance of lifting the siege on me.  He just hasn't been threatened with prosecution or loss of privileges.

Hoda Kotb who I believe actually WROTE the memo to me that said there'll be trouble if I write more blogs on the 7th Congressional Congressional race in Virginia.   She is a piece of work. Having a personality in the siege they find themselves engaged in can't be helpful and lo and behold she has no useful personality otherwise why would they have me under house arrest and daily terror as well.  I considered doing a write-in campaign against Eric Cantor--the House Minority Whip--this fall just to show the dilemma I find myself in.  I have no doubt they'll turn up the pain on me as it strikes their fancy. AND, unbelievably they'll read this and feel no responsibility to make it ACTUALLY liveable here in North Richmond.  This is NOT North Korea although the similarities are striking.  The total loss of personal rights are EXACTLY equal.  If I happen to manage to run a write-in campaign for the 7th Congressional seat I think the only thing that matters to me is to raise the visibility of the privileges denied me.  This has nothing to do with wealth to me.  What is a Democracy without the rights or freedoms to actually participate in it.  My free speech can only be exercised on the internet and NOWHERE else. 

This is WRONG!

SHHH, TEDDY BEARS are CONCENTRATING!

I know this whole story is new to most of you but it turns out NBC and I had an understanding to make a television show that would transform America--to make it friendlier and less stressful.. So I guess you're wondering HOW Dave Letterman got on tv--in place of me-- in the pursuit of that goal.  He is in fact a Teddy Bear Whisperer.

This will take some explaining--that's what he says and he continues to say it.  His predecessors are in fact the people who put together a plan to sell a 12-year old on the idea on writing a diary and not just any diary.  To coverup what must have been a drunken bunch of 20-something juvenile delinquent idiots Dave is on tv today with that confounding sense of backwardness that always leaves you wondering why--why he's on tv at all.

His friends or predecessors from central Pennsylvania--possibly Williamsport, Pennsylvania--got a hold of a projector and somehow figured how to project 'instructions' to be written down as diary entries.  This is easy to remember because it coincided with my first 5 days of junior high school.

As this part of the NBC--they're really saboteurs who I speak of--adventure goes the nightime stalkers, or midnight talkers had a good idea of my schedule because each night as I got ready for bed in September of my 7th grade school year the night talkers 'told' me or 'suggested' to me that I write gay stories in my diary.  They continued to tell me to do this the entire first week of my 7th grade year.

This is my goofy Dave Letterman story.  His strange style and deadend jokes are for one reason--to protect the people who did this strange thing.  Dave's friends are Teddy Bear Whisperers!!

I'm the guy being surveilled!

Dave Letterman is lost in space as I mentioned.  He has collaborated with Jay Leno--and we were told they're feuding--to detain me in an operation that includes the FBI and several illegally placed surveillance systems.  I'm listening to Dave now and the audience is clearly laughing AT Dave and not for him or with him.  You see Dave is lame.   His jokes are on himself since they inevitably point out how he never gets the object of national network tv.  He's supposed to deliver a POPULAR mesage and product to the national audience.  I'm still listening to the CBS Late Show and Dave is dying --as usual. 

As you read this you might wonder what is going on in this world I speak of.  I WAS going to be employed ny NBC--yes, really, it's really true-- until some half-wits from my hometown started targeting me for pranks.  How many guests on Dave's show does he have to embarass until he walks away.  Dave is a proud heir to a bunch of pranks from idiots in my hometown who are nw being protected by the late night tv hosts--mostly Jay and Dave.

Read more of my blogs to hear how I'm surveilled by these people some of who work for the FBI--YES, IT"S TRUE!!  I think it's time Jimmy Fallon gets a visit from me as an audience member.  That will be the day my life turns around.  There are the inevitable problems of sending out emails for reservations to the show and the emails getting lost somehow on the fiber optic cable to there from here.  It happens all the time to me.  My mail entrusted to the United States Post Office hasn't done well either.  My success rate of EVEN getting manuscripts for perousal to their destination is not good.  I'm maybe batting .300 on that count.  I think hand delivering them is my next option. 

Can the post office intercept my letters?!  I think they have a permission slip to suppress their delivery.  No really--I'm NOT kidding!!

Keith's Happy Sister!

Keith Olberman whose exploits are WELL known to most in the natiional press community has a secret that is fitting and I guess Google (and maybe those other search engines) perhaps has helped him keep his secret.  I can't believe no one has ever written a story about his family meaning his wife and kids.  Keith has--you won't EVEN belive this-- come up with the idea of kicking me into a nice corner spot on planet earth by among other things devising a plan to show pictures of my sister whenever the mere subject of girls comes up in my life.  This--you are correct sir--requires a thoroughly wired (with microphones) environment and operators who are quick to send photos my way.  You see, Keith and the OVERWHELMING FBI presence in my life has figured out --correctly--that family members don't want pictures of opposite sex family members being flashed across their field of vision when the subject of girlfriends is spoken of.  This is indeed a complicated presence by the FBI and Hoda Kotb also has a hand in being incredibly weird by offering new twists on the idea of my sister showing up (in pictures)on the audio mention of girlfriend stories in general.  The FBI ALSO requires a microphone and some kind of operator to prompt the photo display as I mentioned.  This is an occurrence and HAS BEEN an occurrence in my corner of the world for closing in on 40 years.  I heard a funny joke about Keith.  It has been assured to him that there will be NO references in print to Keith's immediate family to insure he has no marital problems from the obvious discomfort of having to acknowledge his weird behavior to his wife.  His kids being told what Daddy did and does would be a good one.  I heard Keith has a photo on his bed stand of his sister.  Keith, do you suppose you can tell us the value of that photo of your sister to your sexual existence. Is it painful or is it just a funny one.  I can't wait to see Keith actually dealing with the sexual tension when his sister's photos appears in a moment of sexual passion.

It might be news to some of you that Keith HAS passion at all.  I was also surprised as well he has a family.  Maybe Keith's sister needs to make more appearances during late nights in Keith bedroom.  I'm all too familiar with the value of a photo array presented with anger and juvenile delinquency in mind. 

How do you like it Mr. Olbermann?!

YOU'LL FEEL BETTER!

You know I said some things about Dave Letterman and they're all true so don't think I had reservations about what I said or worse that I fabricated the statements about him.  I know illegal detention are two dirty words and kidnapping is a dirty word but I stand by what I said about Dave (and Jay Leno) and the conspiracy to conspire in every way possible over the most innnocent things.  THAT'S what draws attention to yourselves--it's the tiny indignities you dump on me and everyone else watching that makes you PATHETIC.  I'd apologize if I were you for all the trouble you'll avoid by doing that.  And, those drive-by or 'doppler' apologies as I refer to them are just not acceptable.  You can ACTUALLY apologize to me and you'll feel so much better and we all will feel better then.  How bout it?.  HMMM?

Pat Buchanan

As you know a president named Buchanan was the one immediately preceding the Civil War.  He was from southern Pennsylvania.  That trivia out of the way you can rest comfortably when Jeopardy poses that question some evening in yourtv viewing future.  Chubs are as you may know a very popular fish to go for and Pat Buchanan is a typical outdoorsman--you'll never see him hanging out anywhere but at Chub holes.  Curt Gowdy and him were tight.  So Pat tells me he likes the striped Chubs and I said I'm not familiar.  So he says Tommy they're great sauteed in heavy cream and I say ya' know that's a lot of cholesterol and he says 'who cares about that, we're eating Chubs.'  So we know how great Chubs are but Pat who's a DC/Washington-type and he says he wants to go for Chubs in the Potomac and I say Pat, Pattie I don't think Chubs can live in that Potomac River water.  He snaps back 'they sure can.  I've seen Chubs in warmer water than this!"  OK Pat , I believe you so we went and tried to catch one and he thinks he can pull a Chub from the Potomac anywhere along the stretch below Washington.  I asked him what bait he requires and he said it doesn't take much so I gives him some newspaper with some chum on it.  He fished for a while and darn if he doesn't get something on that line.  I said Pat, 'That looks like see weed on there.  I said,' I see weed on there.'  He says 'Harummph."  That's me fishin' with Pat.  He thinks he can catch anything with anything.

Is he Coming to read the News?

There's a whole lot of hacking going on to keep my blogs quiet. It's so sad I get special attention from the FBI and they can't seem to keep the story--what story they say--of me(Tommy Hayfield) quiet.  The one and only Andrew Freiden of NBC Channel 12 in Richmond, Va.is a walking billboard for rude, aloof, and nasty and Tom Patton (a weather guy)is the rain on your parade, the snow on your Easter Lillies, and the tornado you're VERY happy with.  In other words Tom Patton is ALWAYS wrong about HOW he delivers the true facts of the weather forecast.  Anyone can tell you the weather, but no one can do it with LESS personality or LESS personal concern for the viewers. 

Channel 12 got a grant from the Federal Government in which they agreed to agree to martial law rules in the Channel 12 newsroom in exchange for that precious money which trained (what are we monkeys?!) the Channel 12 news readers to always act alarmed and never to act appropriately.  I think it should be said that not all of the Channel 12 announcers were paid for with that precious grant in which NBC sacrificed their news reputation for the short term goals of the strings-attached-news-people. Samantha Squire looks like an ad for someone who can't control her bi-polar highs.  It's hilarious and I've heard not to mention the things I notice about Samantha because the precious audience who watches and apparently TVO's the show for the purpose of making a 24-hour loop is tied to every ridiculous and 'sincere' expression on Samantha's face. 

OOOPs I fell and I'm not getting up right away.  Thank God Samantha is continuously and perisitently alarmed.  It looks like anything bad that happens she was expecting it and always expects it. Good job FBI!

Robin Gibb

Lets get some facts out of the way first.  The FBI kidnapped me back in the 1970's and THEN kidnapped Patty Hearst--apparently with cooperation from the Hearst family--to avoid telling the story of the COMPLETE annihlation of my personal freedoms and civil rights.  So now we have Dave and Jay involved in a tug of war to locate a tiny thread of a story to link me to humanity.  If you've watched Dave even once you'll know his brain is a strain on your drama factor.  Your ability to put up with his circling-vultures-comedy routine is probably hard to measure.  Dave and Jay who followed some other seriously demented and unfunny 70's pseudo-hipsters in attacking me are an Andromeda Strain.  They're a superszed strain on the brain.  Let's end their intervention this year!!

It's a drinking story, a please shut up now  story, and a demographic challenge to whoever does those polls on how Dave's (and Jay's) stories have affected the psyches of America.  They've not been welcomed warmly!  And,  I'm positive he wears on people.  The fact is I was robbed of a lifetime of earnings from Dave and Jay's interventions.  Read some of my FAQs thoughts to clarify the facts. 

Patty Hearst the way we came to know her--with a machinegun

I'm getting a newsfeed update aboot the Patty Hearst kidnapping from way back in the 70's.  Was it 1973?  It was a while ago.  I've been getting updates from my advisors--that word sounds very pretentious but they're very helpful providing substantive info for me to fight the FBI's illegal presence in my flat.  As you might have surmised the FBI are the bad guys here in as much as they have effectively locked down roads in and out of my flat by using a nasty and sometimes shocking subliminal attack program--they use projection devices to flash video snippetts in my face. They also use those big sound collection dishes to collect words I happen to utter in my flat.  This story has a mention of Patty Hearst because she was kidnapped around about the time the FBI BEGAN surveilling and 'assisting' me--they have recently in the past roundabout 25 years sent Keith Olbermann after me.  I bet some of you might have understood him to be an unusual tv personality.  He is unusual--he is a government trained manipulator whose task is to neutralize me.  I'm like the Teddy Bear who said too much or maybe the Teddy Bear who acted too perfect.  Who chases Teddy Bears and why does the FBI do it?  They're a bit strange and definitely out of control.  Keith Olbermann is an encyclopedia-chomping and factoid-regurgitating Nazi-wannabee who is in a time warp from the 1930's--perhaps he is a lover of Nazi-style group organizing principles.  He is trying to dump his brain on me and he thinks he might have thunk that a brain can only do damage by the sheer weight of it.  He has obviously consumed encyclopedias possibly with spaetzels and sauerbraten and his overweighted head is his weapon of choice as he aims it at his enemies, HIS FRIENDS, and me.  I take comfort in knowing that Keith's friends--does he have friends--have to also endure his headstrong assault on our Bill of Rights and on nothing less than simple courtesies of daily living such as courteous greetings and expectations of comfortable group gatherings.  The list of dirty deeds the FBI has performed is a Herculean task to recall.  If you read my previous posts you'll see some of the FBI's dirty work that goes usually unclaimed.  I guess they're modest or maybe a combination of emotions accouunts for their shyness in claiming their rude words!

  Stay tuned and read through my posts--you won't believe what has happened unless you read a few of these blogs!

Who's scared of Snoopy?

The defiance sailed today and I have someone unbeknownst to myself to thank for offering symbolism in the form of that word and the hopes--they wish--of a never-ending series of 'defiant' moments.  As I sit down--or as we sit down to the computer meaning the FBI and me WE come up with deadend ideas aboot all sorts of ways of coping where they don't have to opt in.  They would say to blame an outside source it's like the healthcare where you can opt to not opt-in or choose to be angry as I see it.  In this case the FBI subcontracted the 'right' to subliminally join me by virtue of subliminal-ethernet-magic.  In other words they just sit down at the computer with me and offer ideas where they inevitably get skewered with practical logic and they NEVER get the idea of what it looks like to always be offering ideas and NEVER joining in on the group happiness.  Hoda Kotb is an example of what being difficult loks like on tv.  Her subcontraacted employee Kathie Lee Gifford is necessary--Hoda thinks-- to balance out the reason why Hoda is difficult in the first place.  This is not the case--Hoda could and would be difficult anywhere any time with ANYBODY next to her on tv and w/o ANY blame being thrown on her by ANY outside sources.  Watch the show to see what being difficult looks like.  You might know the Today show 5th hour as the one which lets the FBI air their HORRIBLE ideas and so-called talent.

Enough already FBI!!

What's a Hoda?

Yes, the rumours are true about the FBI 'secretly' being on tv.  Amazingly they are running a subliminal/not-so-subliminal ad campaign I guess you'd call it in Richmond, Va. to 'catch' an aware-of-the-chase man who is in fact being detained by the FBI for curious reasons.  It's curious if you have conventional values.  These are the true facts...I'll list a few of the facts of the LONG list of facts.

1)  The man being chased is also being blacklisted.

2)  The man being chased is being surveilled.

3)  The man being chased is being videotaped at times.

4)  The man being chased is being/has been threatened.

5)  The man being chased has his computer use monitored.

6)  The man being chased has had his legal rights forfeited and is under the special jurisdiction of the U.S. Secret Service.

7)  The man can not report crimes committed against him through through local law enforcement channels.

8)  The man is not allowed to have a date w/o FBI approved procedures in place.

9)  The man is in fact a potential presidential candidate if you can assume that any of the previously listed constraints can be practically dealt with by the parties involved.

10)  The man is regularly threatened with harrassing behavior by the FBI and is told subliminally to throw boiling water in his face and to stab himself.  This is part of the kitchen routine devised by the FBI to gain the man's attention.

11)  This collection of constraints hasn't satisfied the lust for power over the man.  These constraints have been in place for MORE than 35 years.

12)  For the sake of brevity I've limited the number of constraints listed here.  Every constraint listed has sub-constraints and the list would go on forever.  I had to make it a manageable number.

In lieu of placing paid ads in some magazines and periodicals I went to craigslist and their readers responded with great messages and refreshing advice indeed.  I had no idea some of the comments I'd get from people everywhere.  It's refreshing to know people who actually believe illegal detention is wrong and it's not just a dusty volume of legal lore.  The effort to shine light on this shadowed cove has been revived and I'm going to the internet with more grit than ever.  Bookmark my page to make it easier to find me.  Tell your friends about this 'little' story in Richmond, va.  Use Google or your favorite searchbot to get the story as well.  This dusty story--from the late 1960's!--is being revived and you can see it flower. Let the perpetrators have light shed on their inconvenient and troubling behaviors!

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Letterman the goofball role model?

Dave and Jay are treated like everyone on tv is by a sort of agreed on appreciation for a level of competence based on their ascent to national prominence.  Mary Hart does stories all the time to try to cut through the bad vibes some networks support--ABC, CBS, Fox-- but Dave is one of those guys who likes to think he fooled the viewers into thinking he's sending out a good message.  In fact his style is awkward so I guess some give him credit for being awkward and not mean spirited.  He seems like a kid to me in that he tries to tear down other people's good ideas with really dumb comments--and he doesn't ever seem to value people for anything other than as parts in an assembly line.  His rise to national prominence is curious and I don't understand him going from NBC to CBS.  I don't see his talent at all as a matter of fact.  It seems impossible he's still working on the same mystery idea for reeling in an audience after 28 years on late night tv.  As I recall in 1982 he replaced Tom Snyder in the 12:30 AM time slot and he struck me as not being funny at all back then.  He doesn't strike me as smart or interested in intellectual anythingness although he occasionally has a real news interview foisted upon him.  I cringe as he sits with an intelligent expert on a news story and he reveals his whole personnae right then and there.  He isn't comfortable unless he's telling dumb stories or planting bad seeds in kid's brains.  That's not a talent it's a problem.

I've asserted that the FBI has him in his present position to cover up their own insane actions in providing horrible role models for kids.  They have actually supported chasing and blacklisting me --among other things--to silence my serious and optimistic world outlook.  Dave is just one tool they are using to beat me down.  Jay is also a tool they use.  He's a surly and chauvinistic bully who doesn't mind the huge salary he's paid if I suffer a lot for his stalking behavior.  Read more of my blogs to find out more of the amazing illegal detention story in Richmond, Va.! 

Dave Letterman and Jay Leno are contemporaries in show business and they're about the same age.  Some have said they're feuding but they're actually secretly cooperating toward one end--keeping me tied up in confusion in  Richmond, Va.  where I live.  You see they both have been tasked to keep me quiet by any means necessary.  That means subliminal insults fly in my house because neither wants to allow any freedom to reach my conscious brain.  As I wake up and make way to my kitchen angry pictures are projected in my path by the team of angry comedians.  Dave's horrrible sense of comfort is not news to America--we've seen him try to parlay discomfort into an impossible plateau of bliss.  How is that possible?  Jay does the same thing as he tries to gain favor of his audience by the sheer weight or bulk of his message.  He also hasn't a prayer to produce a happy audience.  Both of them use vinegar to catch flies--that's us--and it's a tired approach and the tv ratings have sunk over the years.  In my house it's personal though since they have both set up personal attack patterns --of pictures--in my everyday paths through my town.  Read about some of the nasty stuff in my previous blogs.  It's alarming!

Lettermen's Best Buddy, Micheal Morehart

So Dave Lettermen had a threat to his son like my Dad did.  My Dad put up with a kidnapping fiasco like Dave did but my Dad didn't get to use it like Dave's publicity machine did.  My Dad didn't have a publicist and the FBI to help hush up the ignominy or just the horror of it.  I was the one kidnapped and Dave knows more about it than most do.  I'd like to see that interview of what he knew and when he knew it.  Sounds like every political scandal EVER!  My kidnapping is a fact and was never reported to my knowledge to anyone.  Imagine ANY kidnapping NOT being national headlines.

SHHHHH.  It's Dave who's concentrating now. 

Note:  I survived but the FBI tells me I have forfeited (they volunteered my opinion that I give up my legal rights) my right to sue for damages in civil court. 

Great deal for the bad guys, huh!

Uptight Monkey looking stressed out

It's a monkey's world here in Richmond, Va as you can see from my website appearance.  Monkeys can be gorillas as in hit-and-run soldiers.  They can dress in evening wear as in the pic to your left above.  Sometimes they are concerned and endearing as in the photo on your left and below (monkeys group photo.)  They always ask us to put aside our selfish troubles and see the world like a monkey would.  Would you pick on a monkey in an evening gown and a wig due to an obvious bad hair day.  Who could pick on a monkey who is just wondering what's on your mind and why don't you play too.   Rarely monkeys (gorillas in this case) can be uptight  too--take a look at that gorilla in the pic going to the opera.  Ouch, that collar looks tight!

Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow are Mr Brittannica and Ms. Aloof-for-no-good-reason. Defending a monkey-criminal would be fun because a monkey who committed a wrong would gladly admit the whimsical mayhem that got him in trouble with the public.  Rachel and Keith though have fully developed primate brains and no practical sense for fessing up--to ANYTHING.  Laugh why don't you like a monkey and take your slap on the wrist.  Stop eating encyclopedias Keith and stop acting aloof-for-no-good-reason please Rachel.  Be like your concerned and confused cousins--smile and give the brain disection a day off--PLEASE!

Who do these look good on??

The KO Of Keith Olbermann is a good call because they (he is in a group of KOOKs) behave badly and actually take prisoners to prove their point that amnong other things crime pays. Hyperbole you say?  Hey,  have you heard of the actual  (caucasian-type, non-Arab)  prisoners who are HIDDEN by the GOOD TIMING of the OTHER prisoner crises floating here and there on tv. I guess the mindlessness of his barrage of words makes sense to some people-- as insane overkill-- who think a few words would suffice to get a political point across. That intense and prolonged barrage of TACTICALLY ignoring the public disgust with bankers sounds suspiciously like the message from Wall Street and big banks as well. 

Keith is sent by the Rerepublicans, perhaps the Republican National Committee to work at MSNBC to insidiously trick you into easing into a conservative mindset. Isn't that that crazy Dick Nixon story getting rerun again.  Didn't we ACTUALLY hate him--completely?! Conservative in 2010 means corruption, intense lobbying, no moral restraints, and several more bad behaviors you can think of easily. There is no practicing political conservative plotting a way to make the baking industry be the way it once was --that is to say manageable.

Keith beats you with an encyclopedia which is heavy with ink and he won't beat his own golden goose with it that's for sure.  MSNBC is a disgrace of a network which rewrote the republic--it's a rerun republic. 

The original Dich Nixon story was great wasn't it?  He wasn't pretty to look at.  His gestures looked suspiciously like silent movie villains and he had a big problem making you feel fuzzy and warm. He was the original don't be so selfish--vote Republican!  The slippery slope was a Madison Avenue creation.  Now that they almost bankrupted the country I BET you can't wait to give them some more of your trust.

STAY AWAY from ME!!

Yesterday, the 13th I spent in New Smyrna at the beach and the Secret Service had their hands full with my multiple brains as they like to characterize my personality.  I choose to see the situation with the 'feds'--the Secret Service, the FBI, and a LOT of independently minded cops--as a wait for the Humane Society to rescue me from the rising tide of water.  I saw a Peanuts short cartoon today and was once again reminded--with pics-- of the story that's important.  Snoopy in the cartoon I saw was stranded on his doghouse and wouldn't abandon it because he didn't want to give up on the Humane Society.  He didn't want to send the message that a flood was stronger than he was so he waited for them and Charlie Brown eventually rescued him and assessed the damage to his doghouse and made repairs.  Charlie Brown kept the faith and Snoopy I bet still believes in the Humane Society's mission.

I've been extradited to Florida!  The security presence was awesome you could say!  It was awe-inspiring and extraordinary, deserving of special punctuation for the special agents who have a special needs adult in Tommy Hayfield!  Awesome!!  The special agents who I dread to see around my house have had me extradited to Florida.  To be extradited you need typically to be accused of a crime but this isn't the case in my special case.

I of course am not guilty of anything but over-enthusiastic optimism in facing the specter of the monkey lady/agent above.  The one in the red dress above is a special girl (monkey) who has the power to turn ANY joke on herself into a BIG joke on herself--obviously. 

Call in the bomb squad because it's an explosive mix of great writing material made to reveal anybody who is being a bit uppity or egotistical-and Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford turn it on who else  but themselves and take the full brunt of the HUMILIATION available in material DESIGNED to reveal their over-flowing arrogance.

You all MIGHT NOT have understood what I said!  They take the heat and CHOOSE to look foolish (on NBC's Today show at 11  AM) knowing they CAN'T turn the material and make it favor their selfish motives. 

The FBI of which Hoda is a member stubbornly refuses to aid in my liberation from a mania of ridiculousness, instead insisting on calling their OVERWHELMING security presence necessary and totally forgetting about any human element in hanging around--uninvited.

Sleepy, Dreamy Boy Monky Mother

The story you are about to read is disturbing--the FBI monkeys above and all around will lighten your mood.  ACHTUNG!! The mood lightener is MANDATORY.  Please partake of the mood monkey thoughts sleepy boy!  Sleepy, dreamy boys are GOOD boys!

I know monkeys are funny and boys like monkeys so pay attention sleepy, dreamy boy!  The FBI monkey lady above wants your attention to be paid at this time sleepy, dreamy boy!  You, sleepy boy are going to dream of good little boys hanging out with monkey boys who are your friends sleepy, dreamy boy!  This is not a choice sleepy, dreamy boy!

Monkey boys sleepy, dreamy boy are your sleepy time friends sleepy, dreamy boy! Dave Letterman and Jay Leno also want you to laugh sleepy, dreamy boy at those jokes.  ACHTUNG! These jokes ARE funny and must be obeyed!

Dave Letterman and Jay Leno are the friends sleepy, dreamy boy of the Third Reich. If you will sleep more obediently and soundly we will tell you baby monkey stories of sleepy, dreamy baby monkey boys Jay and Dave!

They were GOOD little baby monkey sleepy, dreamy boys.  There are many GOOD baby grown up monkey sleepy, dreamy boys.  Pay attention to these grown up baby monkey sleepy, dreamy boys.

Think of the mother monkey sleepy, dreamy boy to think of a GOOD mother monkey sleepy, dreamy boy.  Your good monkey boy sleeping with you like a friend is Al Roker.  There are other good friend monkey sleepy, dreamy boys--Lester Holt is one.  He's a good monkey sleepy, dreamy boy himself.

ACHTUNG!!  Pay attention to ALL future proclamations of sleepy, dreamy boys on NBC.  You and good sleepy, dreamy boy Al Roker are sleeping and watching dave and jay sleeping like good sleepy, dreamy boys together. 

ACHTUNG!!  Don't be disturbed!  NBC only likes SLEEPY, DREAMY BOYS!

Letterman and Leno have a feud some say but I contend they are actually conspiring to develop a national character based on being weird--Letterman-- and on being pushy and presumptuous--Leno.  Letterman is the ultimate weird kid who grew up (or really didn't) into a weird adult.  As he tries to shape your kid's brains you may ask what is he qualified to turn your kids into?  What is his quirkiness but an excuse to realize how better off you are to change the channel!  It's sad the networks--first NBC then CBS--saw the need to hire Letterman after ACTUALLY seeing his act.  He is an example of what kids should not end up as--curiously amused by stupid logic but never able to integrate it into something useful.

Leno on the other hand is a presumptuous bully who has ALWAYS been a bully by my standards.  As a Massachussets native he must think his 'boys network' is amusing to everyone including women who he almost totally ignores as a target audience.  His jokes are written by guys, for guys.  He's forced by the format of an hour-long talk show to fill time and interview actresses.  Why does he though really?  He's uncomfortable interviewing actresses and female guests--and he's not that great with male guests either!  As you think of any typical interview think about the sparring and uncomfortable edge which leaves you wondering and empty at best and thinking why should you tune in again. He is always trying to get to a spot where people are comfortable with him sitting there next to him.  He needs to be nice--it's contagious and it's not a contagious depression if you're actually trying to be nice.  His ego demands that people tow his trash everywhere and it's a burden for the guests on his show and us the diminishing audience--we're 'dinosaurs.'  

It's a legal--because the FCC licensed the network--mugging and who is there to complain to for late nights being wasted by the double-L's--Leno and Letterman. 

It's a legal kidnapping being perpetrated by the networks who can't seem to shake off the stupid from their suits as far as hiring Letterman goes.  When NBC hired Leno it was a curious choice as they chose bulk joke capacity--Leno's big-- over broadly funny material from Conan O'Brien. 

Who would make that choice and who cares if Leno goes to another network--let ABC try to integrate Leno into their herd of dinosaurs with acne.  I don't think ANY network could ever have made Leno palatable to a broad audience--meaning women.

NBC/CBS late night IS the broad street bullies!

Mike Huckabee of Hope and Little Rock is my subject today as a symbol--aren't we all really just symbols--of the Republican juggernaut.  Watch ouut for my juggernaut.  NOT another you would say!  There are too many not-juggers to count in the only recent past.  This juggernaut is of familiar vintage to Southerners--massive YAAAAAAWWWWAAWWAN! 

It is hard to hold the attention of people hoping for excitement in the Huckabee-for-everything campaign but the Republicans rolled out Huckabee (be careful not to misspell his last name or you'll be roundly admonished)onto Fox and the festivities immediately began . 

That cake sitting out in the rain with that pretty green icing flowing down was a minor secretarial error for the party.  Oh but the rest of the birthday party for the birthday party of Lincoln was on schedule. 

Mike Huckabee can be seen on Fox regularly touting the right to have your zero-birthday unencumbered by government 'mandates.'  I was forced to have babies I can see poor Southern belles sighing then saying  on a stage of someone else's mirth.  I am from Magnolia in Arkansas and I DID NOT KNOW THAT orders were sent out to have babies by the Republican leadership to prove that funny scenario of Southern women sighing, crying, and then saying nasty (about Democrats) things is true.

There isn't a doubt it's complicated to be a Southerner.  It looks to me like it ALWAYS has been tough to balance being paper for a political shredding machine and also paying heed to family values.

God bless those Southern ladies who take it in stride and keep keeping on.

The Governor,(Huckabee) still has a long way to go to tittilate MOST Southerners into enthusiasm about living in a culture where happiness and contentment can be lightheartedly expressed on a political stage.  From where he stands-- supporting anti-abortion values-- to where most successful  and exciting speakers are Mike has a lot of material to cull and lose.

The soup Nazi would say 'Next!'

Herc up to bat

Hercules was asked to perform two extra labors for Eurystheus in the famous tale of the ten labors of Hercules.  The original ten labors were hard enough but Hercules was asked, amazingly, to perform twelve total for  King Eurystheus who had been given the honor of being King over Hercules.

  The insults to Hercules were legendary and his will and strength and courage were equally epic.  King Eurystheus it is said had a very large clay pot built for himself after one of Hercules's labors for the King to hide in underground because he feared the anger of Hercules so much.

Hercules was tasked with killing the Hydra--a many headed and dog-like serpent who had the capability of regenerating new heads. After killing the serpent the labor was denied because Hercules was said to have received help from someone who corterized the severed base of the Hydra so it wouldn't regenerate.

Hercules was later tasked with cleaning a huge stable called the Augeian stables.  He cleaned the huge stables by diverting two rivers to flush out the mess of you know what.  He was denied credit for this task because the Greek river gods were said to have aided him.  He was also charged with being hired to clean the stables by the owner thus King Eurystheus denied that he had performed the monumental task according to the rules he was given by the King.

I'll tell you more of the tasks he performed in future blogs.  There are ten more I'll tell you about.

Find out about the true toughness and grit of Hercules! 

The unidentified and unapproachable mystery ghoul of North Richmond is undergoing scrutiny as far as I can tell.  The breakdown of the nonsensical roadblock in and out of my quarters is foundering like a grounded flounder in a drought. 

The ONLY means by which the gauntlet of superiority the FBI asserts over North Richmond has survived is by elevating local roads to star status.  I use star to indicate the lack of star light because they have remained unshined upon like a star in deep space on Azalea Avenue in Richmond.  From end to end the G-men  have made thugs into role models and athletes into question marks thus making all who enter here temporarily dysfunctional.

The path to misery continues all who follow the G-Men into battle as they desperately try to turn the clock back, turn the lights out, and bring back antebellum arrogance in the vain search for a solution to their own misguided mental pollution.

You'd think anarchy was the object as the FBI unleashes blank stare nonsense on an uncooperative and wary populace.  Blank stares would be the BEST the feds could expect from the unreal unreality foisted on the city of Richmond and Henrico County.  Smirkiness and smirkers are who meet the hired, subcontracted FBI workers. 

On the occasion someone does something to free me from the ties that bind me the G-men are ready with a miserable moment or extended moment of limbo limbosis.  Like an inflamed appendage the feds inspire aspirin, alcohol, and prescription drug consumption.

How bout a REAL effort to 'help.'  Next!

The FBI ALSO 'No See Your Cat!'

The FBI Show on MSNBC tv at 8pm weeknightly is really an effort of unbelievable thoughtfulness and insane bravado to say a little bit of the story.  Adjectives elude me as I try to imagine HOW to string together negative superlatives about the effort and effort is another ONE of those words which can only be understood in the sense it is lacking.

The FBI is party--they think it might be a THEME party?-- to a collapse of our financial system by failing to oberve ANY rules or motis operandi(s) of the 'supposed or possible' criminals.  Their oversight or I should say overlooking of CLEAR patterns of behavior is criiminal in my view.  A more blatant free pass to the 'institutional' crooks couldn't be told and it is PRECISELY by the use of the 'weapon' of tv that the FBI let the 'institutional' crooks take the house, the furniture, and the kitchen sink--since thet were in NO hurry to evade capture or detection!  I perhaps am using the word 'institutional' in a way you're not familiar yet I think it applies here.  Institution has developed a specific usage or meaning as it is applied by the FBI on MSNBC. 

I think, however, that the institution of thievery was sanctioned by an ABUNDANCE of looking the other way.  The FBI AND most probably the other federal enforcement agencies PAINFULLY at great pain to themselves AVOIDED looking at the HUGE and OVERWHELMING evidence of GROSS FRAUD and THIEVERY.  It would be impossible for a laymen to describe the actual number  of felonies available for federal (DOJ) lawyers to prosecute.

Oh, DAMN!   A thousand presents under the tree and I just can't DECIDE on who to shish kebob first!

While surfing video clips of enticingly juicy stories I decided to see what the Republican leadership thought of--as if they were ACTUALLY thinking--when they decided to talk about the proposed restrictions on derivatives in proposed banking reform. 

The logic is hard to repeat it's so fallacious but Orrin Hatch and obviously the rest of the Republican leadership think--erroneously--that derivatives were NOT a major source of the 2008 economic meltdown.  He won't support laws limiting the INSANE proliferation of these instruments which are nothing more than a gimmick to milk money out of investors.  We the taxpayers paid the bill for the derivatives sellers who couldn't cover the losses  they incurred as a result of selling these instruments.  The money they guaranteed they could pay was a part of the collapse of the financial system.

There's so much going on in Congress now ANYBODY could write a GREAT story.  It's all there!

As I watched CSPAN today I once agin noted the remarkable resolve and personal fortitude of Susan Swain who hosted the two shows I viewed today.   She seems incapable of fluid emotion while reserving the right to always select material which leaves her appearing passionless and emotionless on a perfect high ground.  One would think she could muster some useful emotion from the deep well of resolve seemingly always available to her. 

Yet I, Tommy Hayfield,  walk the same earth and never seem to be able to muster the aloofness she has an abundance of.  Her mind shows brief flashes of solidarity with the common man--of which  I count myself one--yet she always edits and finds me and everyone in my eye and earshot short on practical logic not to mention minimum daily requirements of humanity.  What is the source of this statue-like solidarity with logic detached from humanity? 

She is in fact one of the gang of people--seemingly perfectly passionless people--who have been assigned the task of harnessing my unselfish soul.

IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

What more pain could one devise? This  woman  treats her guests like a contagion and the people of this country of which she should be primarily concerned as widgets in a assembly line of widgets!

The Secret Service director in March of 1965

The Secret Service aka the protective service for executive branch individuals has a problem.  They say they can't say what there is to say about target practice.  After listening to unsolicited 'advice' for many decades now I drafted a letter that is on its way to the land of the lost.  I didn't lose. The land of the lost is the box or shredder my letter is dating.  That's the logic the Secret Service is using.  If they--the letter and the shredder--are in proximity they must be intimate.  You could say they're tight.   It's an intimate story.  Don't get too close one could joke--that thing's got teeth. I would argue, though, it's my COMPLAINT you're shredding and not something else.  I am offeing a look at the story THE WAY IT ACTUALLY IS and not through the fog of 1970s drug-induced dizziness.

THEY would offer the 'proximity scenario' as a USEFUL thought--Rachel Maddow would.  You see she is intimate with that kind of story.  But how intimate can you get with that crazy joking attitude of ridiculousness.  Ridiculousness is one of the nicest terms I could use to relate the misadventure which is MSNBNC.  They you see are part of the MESS of subliminal/non-effective thus non-subliminal 'advice' they are employing to help me out of a never-ending series of dead end streets.

You see they're charged with protecting me and they instead are SMOTHERING me with cul de sacs and broken logic!

  They might be looking to get this bale of hay shot up!

We didn't lose as a country, but my protective service hired what I can only describe as thugs to protect me.  These people from the area surrounding Lock Haven were hired INEXPLICABLY to protect me.  These people who have REAL names and drive down Broad St  in Richmond have chosen to thug on me as a core value of their being.  They are OFFENDED by me surviving an assault they made on me as a kid.  They expected to be and were hired to protect me AFTER having attacked me as a kid.  It's a strange story and it is constantly gardened on every day to make sure intelligence--intelligent behavior--doesn't get nurtured.

They--some of the Secret Service hirees--lured me off a cliff with a projection system which effectively cloaked the edge of the cliff in darkness.

Does anyone need any help?

DON"T TOUCH ME DOG BREATH!

So here's a funny story about frozen crocodile nostrils that Rachel Maddow (REM) PROBABLY would like credit for INVENTING but the fact is frozen crocodile nostrils are a staple ingredient in Everglades cuisine and has been for a few days.  But her and Keith Olbermann who will be referred to as KO are a SCREWED up pair of colleagues.

She ALSO offers tidbits of floating neuroses for mayan[sic] consumption.  I prefer something more substantial such as frozen crocodile nostrils.  It will be refered to as fcn.

Suppose for a moment she ACTUALLY offered the fcn phrase for consideration.  Can you IMAGINE the intellectual discussion that will ensue after she made the ERROR of offering COMEDY for your consideration. 

You will pay for the mistake of thinking that Rachel Maddow who is the most sober lesbian on tv will give the fcn time to flare its comedy nostrils and breathe the light from a bottle of pinot noir.  I think my neighbors are going to embark a crack run to weather the lack of respect for the art of comedy.  They're not so sophisticated but REM gives them NO shot!

    But back to fcn and fcn could be useful but it's a cultural thing or fox pause as KO would say to make people pause and think about things such as HUMOR.  KO and Rachel Maddow or REM as I dream of her wanting to be called think that Richmond and it's black presence in North Richmond would not only be offended by the sense of humor involved in fcn but they are ALSO challenged on a ' You can't make me grow up' basis. 

REM feeds a sense of awe that young adults feel in North Richmond of the complicated game of offering yourself as a role model--REM--then pulling the rug out from under MANY potential icebreaking entrances into adulthood.

Go back to sleep Rachel!  Dream a little dream of something...something unsubstantial and fleeting!

FREE ENERGY!

As I watchCSPAN Weekend I see Deborah Amos and her book about the Sunnis in the Middle East.  There are similar refugee crises in Virginia and in New York and in California and in almost every state in the US.  Refugees land on our shores--the land of the tired and poor.  Some call them poor. tired and looking for a free lunch. 

We as a country have created the refugees from the Middle East with our helping hand interventions to free up oil for our greedy and needy oil burning power plants.  Plant a windmill for a tortured Sunni from the Middle East or maybe compost and save energy for that beheaded former father in Iraq.who couldn't see an easy path for all his efforts.  Plant a windmill for those people who don't understand what's going on in the Middle East. 

The wind is an absolutely free gift from God!

Richard Pennicuik up a tree down under

As kid I had a pear tree outside my window because among other things it enabled partrtridges and other living things to get up there esp. around the holidays some might think.  In this tree the Nixon 'aides' offered me subliminal diary entries which would propel me out of the world of the living to the land of the also-rans aka the dead!  They wanted me gone!  The diary they unsucessfully fed me from the pear tree was a curious use of the '12 Days of Christmas' theme.

If you've been following my blogs you'll also know that the Nixon 'staff' was accustomed to living and hanging out in trees and in my case there were several choices and the one outside my window was a pear tree.  I was identified as a 'threat' much like topday ANYONE with an Arab surname is focused on.  I was a pivot point for an administration that quaintly (oh the good old days of thuggery) viewed me as a kid as a threat politically.  You see I was a dastardly ROLE MODEL! 

The Nixons Administration ACTUALLY put operatives IN the tree outside my 2nd floor window to send me 'ideas.'  Sometimes they were rebellious and sometimes they were complicated 'storylines' that had to be tied together to connect them.

As I related in a previous blog the 'pear tree bears 'told' me--with a projector--to write entries that looked to me like they were trying to change my sexual identity.  They wanted me to be gay so as to control my behavior.  THAT would make a good book and all I need is a ghost writer. 

Of course my phone is presently tapped and I'm not even an Arab.  So you see it's not an INNOCENT program this Patriot Act.  It has stopped me in expressing myself in some ways yet it got me an even BIGGER audience on the internet!  Some of you might ACTUALLY have bought all that crap about national security and the like. 

Guard your freedoms WELL!  They will keep you FREE!

Nixon as a Naval officer in WW II

...my country are the words John Wilkes Booth spoke as he laid dying in a Virginia farmhouse twelve days after he shot the President and was shot himself for his act of vengeance.  Those words "Tell my Mother I did it for my country" were the words Rachel Maddow repeated over and over again as if I and you aren't aware of the crime of JWB 145 years ago now.  You see she is in a curious position of pointing at herself and hoping to divert attention away from herself.  It's similar to if for instance John Wilkes Booth had a talk show and claimed in Rodney Dangerfield style that he killed the President and would hope for I guess (who knows?) a great or maybe an enhanced punch line for the bravado (or foolhardiness) of pointing the finger in the mirror at himself.

The story here you perhaps might not know of is that a similar conspiracy to toy with and  cover up a murder conspiracy passes through MSNBC studios and the task of covering it up (or hamming it up to draw attention to it!) is one of the tasks chosen (or maybe it was a default position) that Rachel Maddow has taken on.  So has Keith Olbermann!  The tach they took is NOT to shut up and LET IT go away but AMAZINGLY to talk it up and blend it into a cult of personality or the cult of massive egos that MSNBC is famous for.

Who pray tell was the object of the well thought out plan (to stalk and brainwash?)  It was me. 

They SUBLIMINALLY tried tplace thoughts or seeds of thoughts in my brain which they would nurture (like a weed) to foster its bad potential.  They ACTUALLY projected images into my bedroom in Pennsylvania to get me to start a diary.  The key to the story was the entries were to be fed to me by 'men in trees.'  These men were ACTUALLY camouflaged and manned projectors.  The 'diary' story had a plan which proposed that I write entries which revealed a budding 'homosexual' personality and they would feed that story until they got a grip on my psyche.  This as I remember happened the first days of my 7th grade year of junior high school.

After reading HG Wells and this story you'll have no trouble seeing Big Brother as a REAL possibility. I have SO many stories about that era AND this one too!

So YOU voted for Nixon huh? Do you have any second thoughts about that decision? 

He was the one who approved this! 

Nutzy the Flyin' Squirrel mascot

The Richmond Flying Squirrels started their home season last night (4-15-2010)and I have to say that's the most charming mascot I can think of.  A contest chose the flying squirrel from a bunch of other ones and I think it's a winner.  Go float from tree to tree (stadium to stadium) with the FS and see them make the park come alive with floatin' fearlessness.  Go squirrels Go!

Are YOU the one who hasn't read my story about the 'hit' from the 1960's that's making a comeback-- in the hometown of the Republican Minority whip Eric Cantor.  The hit is of course the chase the feds--not the fed--have been engaging in for FOUR DECADES PLUS!  They're chasing and detaining a would-be challenger to their unpopular and corrupt BS they call governing.  The 'hit' is on me.  The location of the secret detention center or secret prison is 5528 Cardiff Court, Apt C, Richmond Va. 23227.  This is a 24/7 detention center with video surveillance, microphone, and an integrated response capability in what is a futuristic (the future is now) and confusing mission of 'locating' and supposedly enabling my supposedly fragile personality and ego.  Call Mike Morehart to say CONGRATULATIONS!  He's the new chief of the Richmond FBI Field Office.  This is the story that goes on and on...

MR. PRIMATE--NBC's new star talent

This primate, call me Mr. Primate thank you very much, is on the list of animals who the FBI is preparing to have mate with us--the lucky tv viewing public.  In a long-considered programming move Al Roker will be offering as a mate this primate to the most gullible viewer and they KNOW the mating will go well because Al HIMSELF vetted the primate in a series of secretly taped interviews (grunt, grunt, grrrrunt, gaarrunt, grarrunt) being held back for May sweeps.  Al's 3rd cousin (the primate shown above) is hoping for a spot on the Today show as substitute news reader and maybe (if he can equal Al's talent) substitute weather man (mostly a [hu]man.) 

The testing process was RIGOROUS and the results are BACK.  The primate has in fact QUALIFIED for an NBC wardrobe stipend and will NOT need a zipper installed (in his abdomen) to meet NBC weight standards.

The name 'primate' is in FACT a stroke of comic/dramatic genius because as you can see the primate--specifically a baboon-- has the root words in his name to satisfy the dramatic (prime) and comic (mate) requirements for being a mate for a LUCKY NBC sweepstakes winner.

Are you ACTUALLY smart enough and skilled enough to marry a primate?  Only time will tell.

There's the FBI in disguise

Should the FBI help (ever heard of the secret task force) ABC to disable our television viewing by promoting their pathetic bad 'advice' network.  If you haven't heard the FBI (Hoda Kotb especially) has enlisted the support of ABC tv's former star (?) personality Kathie Lee Gifford to trash NBC and their effort to ACTUALLY promote intelligent behavior.  HAVE YOU SEEN ABC in the last 30 years?  They're a dysfunctional mess of half-baked ideas coming from an amateur hour list of no-talent celebrities who unbelievably land elsewhere (in this case at NBC.) 

But the story is complicated because the FBI AMAZINGLY hired her and it LOOKS as if NBC did.  But it's not true.  The FBI is covering up their own personnel fiasco and NEEDED someone EQUALLY as buffoon-like to distract attention. 

The FBI ACTUALLY took a prisoner to hide their ridiculous behavior in enabling a pathetic fiasco from way back in the 1960's. 

I've written more on the subject--look to my links page to see whaere to go to read about it.  The fact that they're still going after a would-be star (but for their intervention) is AMAZING!  Read on and look through my blogs and other stuff. It reads like a fantastical novel from someone with an incredible imagination but the FBI in fact has the crazy, incredible imagination. 

Read on!

Subliminal Stupak

The FBI has a long list of accomplishments in the era of Big Brother (as in Orwell's '1984') and Bart Stupak's retiring sheds light on some of them.  We hear leaks of ideas, partially formed and partially embarrassing but not enough to coalesce and embarrass the Michigan representative fully. 

It seems (or as the game is played by the players the FBI super secret agents in Congress) there is no gain for them unless there's intense discomfort for us.  Representative Stupak has in fact a lot of stories to tell and you'll never see the stories get actual verbal attention but the subliminal coverage is enticing. 

So representative Stupak at long last retires. Like when Joe McCarthy finally gave up the ghost it brings a tear with this one being of a marathon ending and relief finally, finally. Tears are not the typical response but they reflect the extreme on the spectrum of emotion elicited by his subliminal nastiness and inappropriateness. 

It would seem the amusing subliminality of his LONG list of subliminal comments is roosting.  What's the HARM anyway of hanging someone out to dry with dead end scenarios all glued together (or not ) with subliminal and deceptive (to say the least) thuggery. 

Good bye representative Stupak and good riddance!

John McLaughlin at work

It occurs to me that not everyone knows of Bush43 CIA Director John McLaughlin and also Bush43 bureaucrat Steve Cambone ( Deputy-something-something.)  They were on tv today(04-09-2010) and were doing the usual look at us, why don't you jump for us routine.  It's hard to detect (the devious intent of which every spoken word is attached) over the underwhelmingly meager good spirit of their chosen forum (CSPAN.)  Note to CSPAN:  party favors and gragers are needed to frivol-up the air.  As I spoke of the former director and the other I think deputy Director we don't SEE an explanation for their lack of respect of the audience.  This is the way of the CIA who need an Amy Vanderbilt rule book to have everyone appreciate the importance of their TORTURE TECHNIQUES!  They have secret prisons RIGHT HERE in the US and in Virginia as well.  SHHH!!  You'll all love the rhythm and reason of this we-did-it-we-didn't-do-it story. You'll get precious few people volunteering when, where, and why stories to satisfy the human nature to hunt for the wild animal  (the CIA is the most worthy and appropriate target for what we think we know of them.)  Find out if your anger has a basis.  Stop back.   

'Don't Be HYPER 'LINK to George Orwell's website

  George Orwell is a new friend on the site here and in case you aren't aware he is a VERY important writer in the 20th century. His famous work '1984' is a must-read book and not for I-said -it reasons.  You'll look around and see things a bit differently after having read it.  It's of course about Big Brother and not the one on tv.  If you're interested in a century-old writer who defies the 'quaint' label then give him a read.  The pic above is a hyperlink.

                                                                      Thnx,

                                                                      Tommy Hayfield

                                                                      Site editor

Self-explanatory sign--BUT A SIGN OF WHAT?! Also a HYPERLINK

Thank You,

  Mr Brittanicca I write this public letter of thanks to tell you of the invaluable assistance of your encyclopedia (and the heavy gauge paper!) which helped me fend off a kidnapper. Yes, I said KIDNAPPER!  The value of your book (reference book) helped me fend off a kidnapper;  I used your valuable trivia and reference material to hit one Keith Olbermann on the head as he tried to put me in a VW Beetle.  The volume of valuable material could not have been more helpful;  a CD of the Brittannicca Encyclopedia would NOT have been so useful.  Your hard work and LARGE research team was INDEED a GOOD choice.

As a matter of fact it was one Keith Olbermann of MSNBC who gave me the idea of diggng up my long lost encyclopedias from my mom's attic.  Curiously, I got the notion he was IN FACT a danger  as he spewed (apparently unaware and subconsciously) a comma-less and otherwise-punctuation-free list of facts and detached tidbits from your now-I-realize-significant collection of facts.

It's very WEIGHTY indeed!

                                                                            Sincerely,

                                                                            Tommy Hayfield

Snidely Whiplash HYPERLINK

I can't turn on the computer (Cspan on the web) w/o seeing 'Democratic' pollsters who should really have a small 'd' on that democracy word because they don't reflect mainstream Democratic Party sentiment in any way.  While speaking of the 2010 midterm elections the spin was to give benefit of the doubt --please don't look at the facts-- to the Republicans.  They--amazingly--have asserted huge gains in the November 2010 midterm elections.  That would be the spin of all time after seeing a parade of Snidely Whiplash wannabees parade in front of our unbelieving and disbelieving stares to deliver testimony to Congressional hearings.  THERE WAS ACTUAL thieving going on in the banking industry and it was supported by Wall Street and the banking industry as well.  This was not a Democratic grass roots organizing scheme to lure in disaffected registered Democratic voters across the US.  This was a scheme to MASSIVELY defraud and ROB millions of Americans to line the pockets of a few now FABULOUSLY wealthy people.  Vote Republican!?

It would be appropriate if the ACTUAL Capitol in Washington, D.C. was in foreclosure because then the ACTUAL crisis would be recognized by the herd of pollsters who haven't seen the numbers on foreclosure in the US for the past few years.  Since the sub-prime crisis began 2 million houses have been foreclosed, 2 million are in foreclosure, and 2.5 million are more than 3 months late on their payments.  Staggering numbers!  The 'pollsters' with a small 'd' are not seeing this number and why would that be?

They serve a different master than you think.  The bait was and always has been by 'pollsters' to lure you in with the 'D' democracy of the Democratic Part label and to informed people they don't even reflect 'd' democratic values.  It's the bait and switch you've occasionally heard of in reference to credit card ads--"let the buyer beware."  ACTUALLY beware and don't let the 'let' word ease you into a comfort zone.  'Pollsters' tease doesn't have anything--in most cases -- to do with helping you assess the validity of their spiel. 

It's a spiel and you are better off knowing that 'pollsters' aren't in it to help you!

Joseph Goebbels-- Nazi Propaganda Minister

In thes spirit of constantly adding hatred and confusion to a captive audience Joseph Goebbels was a master of disaster and he is no doubt studied for his success in misdirecting people's actions in the horrible 1930's in Germany.  In this era HG Wells wrote his famous '1984.'  He as a matter of fact had a list of guiding principles that look like the Fox News programming philosophy today. Der Angriff (The Attack in English) was the name of the publication he produced which supported and led to the rise of Hiitler and the lunacy to follow.  It looks also as if the Nazi propaganda minister would be comfortable with Karl Rove and maybe Keith Olbermann who are also master manipulators and bloviators. 

The Secret Service Director Today

As a child I was supervised by an anonymous government agency.  I was INTERESTING to them.  In pursuit of the PERFECT compliment the Secret Service (I call them simply SS) has interrupted, blocked, annoyed, and stalled me in EVERY conceivable way and here's a copy of the letter I sent TODAY to the SS requesting the absence of their confusion.  What I told them as you'll read is the absence of their presence is requested--PLEASE LEAVE!

  Dear Mr. Fitzgerald,

    My life hangs in the balance and your unprofessional lack of control of your personnel has left me in a limbo.  What purpose does the SS serve in 'assisting' me if your assistance only serves to point out your hair-brain egos and juvenile delinquent delivery of supposed protective services.  I DECLINE your help in organizing my life.  Moreover, you're not qualified to direct my actions.  And by the way why do you need to protect me in my own apartment by minutely and specifically calculating obstacles in my every path and daily task?  Your personnel are a THREATENING presence and YOU KNOW IT!  I DECLINE YOUR ASSISTANCE until such time as you can clarify the notion of protective services to your employees as opposed to endorsing simply inane and egomaniacal meddling!

                                                                                   Angrily Yours,

                                                                                   Thomas B. Hayfield

                                                                                   Richmond, Va

Dracula's Dog--got a bone?

As a part-time writer who took up the craft JUST to illuminate people about what's goin' on in my life (and in Richmond and at the FBI and the Secret Service) I get special attention from Hoda Kotb who is known as that lady who NEVER gets an audience in a straightforward way.  Is she bonded?  She is annoying EVERYONE-- I'm POSITIVE-- at NBC and all over the viewership of NBC.  I could say more but my point is this.  She needs to be censored because she is at NBC BECAUSE of what amounts to a permission slip from the FBI to worm and mole through NBC propgramming to not admit fault.  You see the feds (the FBI) can't admit they STALKED me.  That's their secret.  THAT'S why the fifth hour of the Today show is SO HORRIBLE...write to them and say hey, could you PLEASE fix that crazy pair at 11AM and quit it out.  Read more of my blogs to see WHAT ELSE they've done in Richmond and WHEREVER I travel.  You'll want to hear moe...

Secret Service Chief Fitzgerald--OUCH, That foto hurts my gut!!

CBS misstates just to get through the day.  What is the CBS brand anyway??  Is it Doogie Howser and his gay/not gay reality? Do people REALLY NOT KNOW Doogie is gay?  WhoIS that person who doesn't get it?  Are we to embrace CBS for the good fight against misunderstanding or whatever they are calling it?  Shouldn't a programming plan include NOT emphasizing MISTAKES albeit human mistakes.  When does responsibility start?  (That's a lot of questions--sorry.)   Or is it non-reality??  Does Charlie Sheen carry their flag with the confusion spreading into so many blogs over the years I can't keep track.  What is that show about anyway?  Two and a Half Men...is that a metaphor for something?  Is metaphor the right word or is their symbolism in 'Two and a Half men' I don't understand?

HERE is where you hear what USED to be called a BOMBSHELL and I'm not speaking of Jane Mansfield. CBS has SHAMELESSLY exploited a pathetic idiot from my hometown to extend the game they are playing with their (supposed) fanbase.  The Secret Service--yes THE Secret Service--have united under the banner of TORTURE to STALK me.  I SAID IT!!  Under the guise of protecting me the Secret Service has extended me to ridiculous and UNMANAGEABLE scenarios whereby I have no options but to feel despair.  THE DESPAIR ENDS HERE AND NOW!  I'm gonna' call out both CBS and the Secret Service (the S.S.) who are hanging around my house PRETENDING toprotect and I PRETEND THEY'RE SERIOUS!  Let's pretrend.  I had a dream...would you REALLY like to hear the ACTUAL dreams that are PREPARED for me?  Ask me about it--you'll be floored that dreams are actually prepared BY ACTUALCINEMATOGRAPHERS!! 

Come back to hear more...

SNOOPY SEES the FBI!

The FBI is on 'The Office' on NBC obviously (by my take of the story) by a gross imposition of their legal bulk and not by their logic and reason.  Have you SEEN that show.  If the feds aren't PAYING NBC to take on  the BURDEN of that DISASTER the NBC execs should see a shrink or an ACTUAL lawyer and not an actor WHO PLAYS ONE ON TV!  I as a matter of fact have found instances of sites who have spoken of the INSANITY of them (the FBI)  running ANY intelligent idea through a meat grinder rendering it a different form of life.  HAVE YOU WATCHED that show?!  WHO has the patience to TOLERATE Steve Carrell for more than a second.  NBC stock holders REVOLT!  I'd want ANSWERS! 

Snoopy is FURIOUS!!

How complicated can it be to simply get through the night watching MSNBC what with Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann (massive yawwwwwwwnnn.)  Keith who has a ponderousness equal to his task and I know conspiracy theorists will be surprised by this.  Keith is involved in a conspiracy and it's not surprising after hearing his rhetoric that it involves large encyclopedias being spoken of irreverently as if the knowledge in them is useless except as material to mindlessly fill air space like at a crowded airport w/o a working or thinking air traffic control center. 

He refers to encyclopedias as if they're to be regurgitated by his cud and only his cud.  His cud is superior to yours.  Of course a cud is a cow's stomach or its other, second stomach which Keith needs.  Keith regurgitates superiorly (it's a word) to me.  To think we all just eat food once and that's good enough for us.

You see, Keith ACTUALLY works for the FBI--so does rachel Maddow.  They need that second stomach or lets call it a food reprocessing center.  Their constant and continuous reprocessing of trivial items of news--food to them--is just a part of what most humans don't need.  That is of course to eat their food twice.  The food is of course the news they puree until it's unrecognizable. It sounds absurd.  It is! 

Welcome to the Big Brother network.  It's 1984!  Say hi to Big Brother Bob Mueller when you see him (or when you think he's watching you!)

Joe Candidate

As a serious effort to shed light on an abusive police state and also to shed light on WHO has been targeting me with concentration camp tactics I'm thinking of starting a write-in campaign for the 7th Congressional District seat in Congress.  I'll be digging up the FEC paperwork requirements today and after filling that out I will use the platform as candidate to explain the ACTUAL rights citizens ENJOY in the USA.  

This individual blog I'm doing today can't explain the full range of tactics that have been used by celebrities--Jay Leno among them-- who have participated in a 24/7 harrassment of me which has included death threats and other threats of violence.  This is a crazy story and to understand it you'll have to read my allegations involving the FBI and celebrities who have targeted me with high-tech harrassment.

He's surprised--sorpresa!!

Virginia's 7th congressional District is a time travelling experience for anyone from rural northern states.  It's poor in many sections and yet claims Eric Cantor the House Minority Whip as its elected representative.  The district has a great disparity of income distribution between its white and black residents and it still can't solve the lingering effects of Jim Crow wannabees trying to set the table for the black neighborhoods. 

How could anybody in 2010 want Jim Crow ideas floating around.  To white or black people Jim Crow is offensive and makes EVERYONE uncomfortable.  Driving in Henrico County in North Richmond which is part of the 7th Congressional District is often harrowing and nerve racking.even for residents.  What must outsiders to the 7th think--the place where the House Minority Whip is from is like this.  Why, they must think, is it like this??

The 7th ALSO houses a secret prison or as some would like to say a 'misunderstanding.'  This is a place where the House Minority Whip would be expected to pass within viewing distance of the secret prison I write about in my blogs.  But how is it possible that in the 7th Congressional District AN ACTUAL POLITICAL PRISONER IS HELD.

I know I'm a writer and writers exaggerate yet this ISN'T HYPERBOLE.  I use the word prisoner LITERALLY.  Ask local press or townspeople about it.  You'll find people who know of it if you ask enough people. 

This is the 7th Congressional District.  Sorry for the misunderstanding and we're sorry for detaining you.  I DIDN'T KNOW you were a candidate for political office!

OOPS!!

Hyperlink--Safe haven for lucky protectees

Who'll win the 'bad advice' award for the upcoming season of warm weather and outdoor events.  I've been confined by an 'accident' to my home by the FBI and they partnered with the Secret Service (yes, really) to confine my access from Flying Squirrels games (with the clandestine services division of the FBI.)  Apple pie, peanuts, and crackerjacks can wait because they have nary a  hankering moment for fun yet. 

This is of course the secret/not-so-secret not-a-scandal/scandal. 

The worry the feds have (the Secret Service and the FBI partnership) is that I'll be showered with happiness which will be hard to choke down as a reality.  I know that sounds stupid to say but it's the assumption they're operating under. Hard for who?  I'm in fact be 'protected' so much by them it confines me even after the 'accident' I experienced has mostly healed.  

The constant reminder of the lack of thoughtfulness is insured by them actually preparing a real photo album of a fall off a cliff that left me unconscious for more than an hour.  This was years ago but they actually put together a photo album to remind me of my 'mistake.'  The 'mistake' word is correct but I don't want the joint partnership (FBI/SS) to allow an ignorant agent of theirs to enter my house to CONTINUALLY remind me of THEIR poor planning to let the accident occur in the first place.

Don't bring your photo album over here anymore!!